Bitter Wellesley dad tries to unload trampoline on Craigslist

By adamg on Mon, 06/09/2014 - 7:01pm

Looks like one Wellesley dad will be having a jim-dandy Father's Day, based on his Craigslist ad:

My Kids Suck: Skywalker Trampoline with Enclosure – 17X15 – $350 (Wellesley)

They begged. Pleaded. Told me how they’d use it EVERY day. How our house would become THE place to hang out. We had a hot tub. And a basketball court. And a fire pit. And a hammock. But if we had THIS, well, we’d be rock stars. Plus since I “messed up their lives” by moving them here in middle school, I owed them at least this much. God, dad. ...

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Comments

Howie Carr....

By moxie on Mon, 06/09/2014 - 7:06pm.

Is that you?

Can't be...

By Brian Riccio on Mon, 06/09/2014 - 7:58pm.

The ad doesn't make reference to Whitey at all..

or Mexicans

By bulgingbuick on Tue, 06/10/2014 - 9:13am.

or Granny Warren or Marsha Coakley.....zzzzzzzzzzz.

Does....

By okra on Tue, 06/10/2014 - 9:35am.

Does anyone listen to / read that knuckle dragger anymore?

Yes

By bulgingbuick on Tue, 06/10/2014 - 2:00pm.

Johnny Martorano.

Yes and...

By Brian Riccio on Tue, 06/10/2014 - 6:10pm.

every angry white person over the age of 65.

Talk about..

By THE_WIZ on Mon, 06/09/2014 - 8:04pm.

Passive aggressive martyristic BS...

Safe to say, the father is not a card carrying member of "man town."

Prob relishes leisure socks and a nice pleat in his slacks....

Sounds like a bunch of stiffs all round.

By Chris Rich on Mon, 06/09/2014 - 9:04pm.

One of my favorite kid activities involved playing 'army' and a halfway decent stick would work as an M-14.

Failure to wave dicks and shake tits well is no big deal if you can escape the certain fate of being a cardboard dipshit consumer with your manly man products and your hot chick products.

It's really just posture service.Grow some humanity and get back to me.