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Be on the lookout for a man eating a yellow mango and carrying a tip jar

By adamg on Tue, 04/14/2015 - 6:06pm

Police are looking for a man who, in between bites of a yellow mango, stole the tip jar from the counter of the Starbucks at 627 Tremont St. in the South End shortly before 6 p.m.

Neighborhoods: 
South End
Topics: 
Crime
Free tagging: 
Starbucks


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Comments

By Angry Dan on Tue, 04/14/2015 - 7:44pm.

BOLO goes out for a guy with a mango but he will have ditched it immediately after fleeing the scene. This leaves you with worthless witness descriptions like "I didn't notice his looks, but you can't miss him. He's chowing down on a mango."

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By anon on Tue, 04/14/2015 - 8:17pm.

Professional magicians have used it for years. Focus people's attention on one thing to distract them from another.

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By adamg on Tue, 04/14/2015 - 8:23pm.

You mean like the guy who uses a wheelbarrow to take sand out of a factory every night?

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By be on Tue, 04/14/2015 - 10:09pm.

Why, for the Love of Pete, is the Pina Colada Song now an earworm?

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