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Cops hope to trap lobster truck thieves
By adamg on Thu, 03/17/2016 - 8:29am
Sharon Police have put out an All Points Menu for this stolen lobster food truck. If you see it and want to help the cops crack the case and get the truck back to its boiling mad owners, drop a quarter to detectives at 781-784-1588.
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Man..
..shit like that really sticks in my claw.
IMO
Anyone who spells "lobster" as "lobstah" or "lobsta" deserves whatever they get. Ditto "Chowda". GTFO with that tourist shit.
PS: When I was in high school, "lobsta" was the word they used to describe the monkfish salad they sold at the slightly-seedy restaurant where I worked.
wet blanket
Puns are fun, but some damn thief stole someone's livelihood. Not really a laughing matter.
Not their only source of income
Not to diminish the loss or anything, but they have an actual restaurant, at which I'm guessing they're doing a lot more business during the colder months than through their trucks.
Two, actually.
Two, actually.
Canton (listed on their web site but which never appears to be open) and Norwood.
Just follow the trail of
Just follow the trail of melted buttah.
I hear the thieves high
I hear the thieves high-tailed it outta there.
Let justice and lobster be served
When they catch these thieves, they'll hopefully be jailed and get all the lobster they can eat.
The other side of the story?
Truck maybe not stolen?
Is this why...
...lobster is verboten?
Oh man
This is going to be so good.
The crazy is strong here
Popcorn, anyone?