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North Andover college not clowning around

By adamg on Mon, 10/03/2016 - 11:35pm

Just when you thought we were better than that: Shelter in place lifted after unfounded reports of clown sighting at Merrimack College.

Free tagging: 
Clowns


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Comments

By anon on Tue, 10/04/2016 - 7:41am.

When you hear the sentence "creepy clowns trying to lure kids into the woods" on the morning news it's going to be a good day.

By roadman on Tue, 10/04/2016 - 10:54am.

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By ThatGuyFromRoxbury on Thu, 10/06/2016 - 12:00am.

"...clown'll eat me...."

By anon on Tue, 10/04/2016 - 11:49am.

AT ALL TIMES!

TERRIFIED!

SHELTER IN PLACE EVERYDAY, ALWAYS, FOREVER

BIG DADDY CAN PROTECT YOU THERE

By Ishmael Jones on Tue, 10/04/2016 - 4:29pm.

The clowns have won.

By issacg on Tue, 10/04/2016 - 5:08pm.

That the clowns had won was clear to me from watching Congress for the past 6 years.

Although, maybe a real clown is precisely what is needed in Congress. I nominate this guy:

https://youtu.be/YxYvzVxJtYM

Perhaps he can do that 535 times or so. CSPAN would break all ratings records if it was televised.