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Man learns that if you cough on people on purpose and tell them you hope they get Covid-19, you could face felony charges
By adamg on Fri, 07/03/2020 - 11:01am
The Cape Cod Times reports on an allegedly charming fellow who reacted to being asked to put a mask on in a Plymouth restaurant by deliberately coughing on two patrons and telling them he hoped they just got coronavirus. Police caught up with him and now he's facing charges of two counts each of assault, threatening to commit murder and threatening to bomb or hijack and single counts of negligent driving and disturbing the peace as a subsequent offense.
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Male Karen
What do we call these face mask stupids when they are male and throw tantrums?
Kyles? Donalds?
I think it’s Ken. Lol
I think it’s Ken. Lol
Ken is Male Karen.
Sorry Barbie, lets go party.
Chad?
I was told the male "Karen" is "Chad." Anyone with better data?
Chad is that annoying, drunk
Chad is that annoying, drunk college kid with a puka shell necklace. Ken is the proudly ignorant and in your face Karen counterpart.
Use "Chad" at your own risk...
I would suggest avoiding using "Chad". It's strongly identified with incels. It's their term for the males who get what what the incels don't. Incels also use the terms "Becky" and "Stacey" for their bizarre definitions of women.
I thought
I thought Chad was the oversexed alpha male with a football stuffed in his trousers. Source: reddit
You left out the Chad's
barbed-wire bicep tattoo, frosted tips, and insistent monochrome bro-iness.
Every Chad Ever
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My first name is Ken
...so I vote Chad.
My first name is Ken
...so I vote Chad.
Could we not?
How about we don't turn actual personal names that are in common use into pejoratives? This really sucks for a lot of people who are *actually named Karen* and are good people.
I've never met a Barbie that
I've never met a Barbie that wasn't a doll.
Oh, boy
That's such a Tim thing to say.
Ok
KEITH.
Here kettle, kettle, kettle
Well, ain't that the toilet calling the bathtub white.
;)
Oh come on. Everybody alive
Oh come on. Everybody alive has been hassled based on their name before. My grandmother shares a name with a cartoon cow. A slight variation on my name is used as shorthand for "stupid fatty."
Only a real Tim would be incapable of separating his actual identity from an abstract cultural shorthand for one hot second.
If it doesn't apply to you, it's not about you.
Yeah, I know a couple of real Karens who are
utterly unlike the current Karen meme, pretty unfair to them. Imagine naming your kid "Adolph" in 1930.
I like "Ivanka" as the alternative.
but how else
will we convince ourselves that only some white people are part of the problem and we're not all culpable of being part of a racist system
Enough with the name calling.
Enough with the name calling. Given the events of late, have we learned nothing?
"threatening to bomb or hijack" seems like a stretch
and also an unnecessary charge when you've already got assault and threatening murder.
The statute covers any threat to wield a potentially
deadly substance with malice, not just explosives.
Magoo sez.
You are all about of Magoo’s. Do you hear Magoo? Magoo.
Let’s get serious for a moment
it’s so tired man, the Magoo schtick is so tired
Same with Linda Henry
The only serial UHub character I appreciate is TLF
And Elmer
Though we haven't heard from them in a while.
When your only tool is a Magoo,
everything looks like a Magoo.
Cue Beavis
“Heh heh heh... he said ‘tool.’”
“Yeah, that was awesome.”
Even worse story
This incident in Provincetown is worse than that referenced above.
Owner of pizza shop accosted, then family member assaulted over mask dispute.
https://www.capecodtimes.com/news/20200629/face-mask-dispute-leads-to-as...