Wait, this is 2020 and we haven't had a single Fitchburg Line train attacked by an Albertosaurus yet

By adamg on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 9:11am

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By BlackKat on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 9:22am.

I'm still waiting for the inevitable, autumnal news of a leavesasaurus attack.

By ScottB on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 10:34am.

Even if dinosaurs return, December's extinction-level asteroid impact will take care of them (and us, too).

By anon on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 10:45am.

Attack a Fitchburg train? There are no passengers so there is nothing to snack on.

By SwirlyGrrl on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 11:46am.

They run on diesel, which is a fossil fuel.

By BostonDog on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 11:34am.

Shouldn't we be worried about the Market Basket attacks instead?

By SwirlyGrrl on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 1:01pm.

One of my favorite T-shirts, featuring Albertosaurus: "Badlands Bicycle Club - No Hands". Found at the Royal Tyrell Museum Gift Shop:

By Ron Newman on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 2:53pm.

... a nearby resident carried the skeleton a couple blocks over to Rindge Avenue, where it is on display in their yard.

By anon on Fri, 10/16/2020 - 8:16pm.

Would the MBTA_CR Twitter feed and alerts file that under 'Signal Issue' or 'Mechanical Problem'? Probably not 'Slippery Rail'...