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Cows create chaos on an interstate before being corraled

By adamg on Wed, 01/06/2021 - 9:13pm

State Police report they were forced to shut I-195 eastbound in Fairhaven tonight after "multiple cows" mooved onto the roadway. State Police report the 12 bossy bovines were quickly rounded up. and the road re-opened. State Police did not specify where the cows came from or what they wanted.

Topics: 
Driving
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Fairhaven
Cows


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Comments

By Lee on Wed, 01/06/2021 - 9:50pm.

.... control over their own bodies.

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By MC Slim JB on Wed, 01/06/2021 - 10:00pm.

what their beef was? (I'll show myself out.)

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By MrZip on Wed, 01/06/2021 - 10:09pm.

It must have been the cow bells, because everyone know their horns don't work.

(Right behind you Slim)

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By anon on Thu, 01/07/2021 - 12:21am.

For the overtime.

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By Cleary Squared on Thu, 01/07/2021 - 6:01pm.

While the staties were steering the bovine renegades off of I-195, the TLF was having a bull session thinking, "Could this type of distraction and disruption help us dominate the world? At least the Portuguese bolos and pao de queijo are plentiful, as is the linguica."

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By SwirlyGrrl on Thu, 01/07/2021 - 4:16pm.

Milking it for the OT

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By anon on Wed, 01/06/2021 - 10:19pm.

Humanely raised my ass. What causes this?

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By John Costello on Thu, 01/07/2021 - 8:26am.

Actually, they were most likely dairy cows having driven past that farm.

Just remember, next time you order a pizza or have an ice cream cone, you are the cause of this.

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By Constance Hirsch on Thu, 01/07/2021 - 8:15am.

"Eat More Chicken" presumably

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