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No, Boston Man did not swallow earbud while sleeping

By adamg on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 3:54pm

The Bangor "But I Hardly Know Her" Daily News ran this headline yesterday: Boston man swallows earbud while sleeping.

As the second sentence of the story states, dude's from Worcester. That'd be like us writing "Bangor man can't read maps" about some guy from Portland.


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By Section77 on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 4:03pm.

A minor geographical inconsistency has been found! (sorry, hadda).

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By brianjdamico on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 4:04pm.

Heh.

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By BlackKat on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 4:18pm.

If you so much as live in Cambridge you're dead to me.

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By Bob Leponge on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 4:26pm.

... referred to the entire USA as "The Boston states"

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By Ron Newman on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 4:55pm.

I don't know how something can fall out of your ear and into your mouth. If that were possible, we'd hear all the time about people swallowing their (non-pierced) earrings.

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By Tim Mc. on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 5:22pm.

...actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 ear buds per year. Ear Buds Brad, who lives in Worcester & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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By MrZip on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 7:58pm.

You wake up in the middle of the night, think you found a peanut M&M in the bed, snack it down. I lost an SD card that way, thought it was a Pringles shard.

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By eeka on Mon, 02/08/2021 - 9:57am.

Has anyone worn (non-pierced) earrings since 1967?

And were they ever wearing them while sleeping?

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By Ron Newman on Mon, 02/08/2021 - 11:15am.

I know at least one such person, maybe more.

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By Sock_Puppet on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 5:08pm.

If he were Acton like he was from Boston, but this is way Worcester.

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By SharpWave on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 5:35pm.

At least he's not an Athol

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By anon on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 5:46pm.

the guy didn't hit a single branch when he fell off the Braintree.

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By BostonDog on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 5:48pm.

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By anon on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 7:28pm.

Probably going to jump into the race for mayor mow.

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By Lost in Boston on Mon, 02/08/2021 - 8:07am.

like Florida need Florida Man.

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By SamWack on Mon, 02/08/2021 - 12:00pm.

Nothing to see here.

I remember back in the day there was a "Boston-area" band from Worcester, whose name I have forgotten, that was actually pretty good. Their best-known song was "Got To Get Out of Worcester".

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By Jethro on Mon, 02/08/2021 - 4:56pm.

Some quick searching suggests that was Roger Salloom, "America’s best unknown songwriter"

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By Scratchie on Mon, 02/08/2021 - 4:00pm.

He might as well be from Des Moines, amirite?

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