Tis the season, after all

I'm sure people will lose interest in it in 20 or 30 years.

Is something else going on thats upsetting you?

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You also apparently have zero class. I think the carolers are assholes two, but to call for them to be killed? Fuck off, asshat.

'Twas the last night of August,
On North Harvard Street
The students were stirring
Tevas on their feet

The traffic was snarled,
Kenmore Square was a mess,
As students with smartphones
Navigated by guess.

And mamma with her vodka
And I with my Coors
Had just settled our brains
For a warm night outdoors

When out on the street
There arose such a scuffle
I sprang from my chair
To go see the kerfuffle

(somebody else is going to have to finish this, I'm in meetings the rest of the day, and couldn't find a verse where I could shoehorn in "plague of bedbugs")

Not mine.. from last year courtesy of user "Judy (not verified)"

12 Plumbers plumbing
Eleven Skypers skyping
Ten words a-bleeping
Nine bands who can't sing
Eight meter maids ticketing
Seven vans a brimming
Six roommates overpaying
Five moldy things
Four falling nerds
Three car dents
Two hurtled stoves
and a Storrowed Truck rental truck from Penske