It's not even Halloween yet

By adamg on Sat, 10/27/2007 - 7:04pm

So, of course, that means the Mad Lighter of the Jamaicaway is already hard at work on his annual neighborhood-brownout project. After all, he has 500,000 or so lights to install.

As we drove up the Jamaicaway today, we noticed that Dominic Luberto has already put up, not one, but two giant fake Christmas trees in the side yard of his castle. And instead of a puny Santa sleigh on his roof, this year he's turned the entire roof into a giant gold crown, no doubt to remind disbeliever heathen Grinches that Jesus Chris Our Lord and Savior has His eye on them.

We didn't see any metal tubes on his lawn, so we can only assume the city denied his request to shoot off fireworks every night.

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I heard something to the effect that he actually throws out all of lights when he pulls them down in January, and buys new stuff for the next ginormous display. No idea if that's true or not.