The 50-something bank robber and the ass from Quebec

Boston Police report a detail officer flagged down by an employee at First Federal Savings Bank of Boston, 19 School St., called in for help as John M. Correia, 55, was allegedly attempting to rob the bank shortly after noon yesterday.

Around 8:30 p.m., police working the Celtics game at the Garden came across a real asshole from Verdun, Quebec:

... Officers first observed the suspect during half time at a crowded concession stand. The suspect was walking through the common walkway making loud noises and repeatedly lifting the back of his jacket exposing his bare buttocks. It should be noted that there were many families accompanied by their children in the hallway during the time that the suspect was exhibiting this behavior. Officers stopped the suspect, who appeared to be under the influence of alcohol, and ordered him multiple times to pull up the rear of his pants. During the interaction with the officers, the suspect verbally assaulted officers and created a scene causing other patrons to stop and observe. While officers were getting the suspect's information he questioned officers stating "So, did you like looking at my !&%$?"

No word if they answered him as they escorted him to the nearest police station for booking.