What have they done with Theo Epstein?

RallyCuff is having a hard time letting things go:

... The other day I walked out of the kitchen into the dining room to clock in for my shift and there, sitting directly in front of me, were John Henry and Larry Lucchino, chatting quietly with some other douchebag, and pretty much my first reaction was: "That other douchebag should have been Theo." My second reaction was: "Hey, fuck you guys." Then when they came back in later for dinner my third reaction was "Hey, how much fucking food are we going to have to comp your asses today?" In short, I'm pissed off. ...