Yeah, they lost, but ...

Kristen takes Josh Beckett aside:

... I don't know if they taught you this in pitching school, but if you're gonna give up a grand slam in addition to two other home runs, you're probably not going to win the game. Just a refresher. I'm just sayin', maybe in the future, LESS time snorting MetRx protein powder off BU undergrads, MORE time working with the catchers on scouting reports. ...

On the plus side, she says All Your Javy Lopez Are Belong to Us.

Ben Ostrander took in last night's game, where he witnessed a serious case of Coco Crisp mancrush:

... Every minute or so that Coco was in the outfield he yelled, "I love you Coco!" Or "Coco you're the best!" When a ball landed for a hit and was no where near the centerfielder, the guy reassured him that everything was okay by yelling, "It's okay, Coco, it's not your fault!" Long story short, everyone now knows he has a man crush on Coco Crisp and I think that Crisp himself knows because he looked a little irritated. ...