Opposing the Burren's request for a 2 a.m. closing time

Verbal lives near and likes the Burren, but explains why he opposes its request to the city to stay open until 2. First, he doesn't like people urinating on their front lawn when they're drunk and walking back to their dorms at Tufts. Even worse, if the Burren gets an extension, he bets Orleans, across from his house, would see one as well:

... I really hate people shrieking as they leave it (WHOOOO YEAH WHOO WHOO!), and I really hate people in trucks with fart-can exhausts and ground effects idling in front of my house with country music at full blast that I can hear all the way in my bedroom with the doors shut and a pillow over my head. ...