The Herald reports that WTKK has hired Curtis Sliwa to do a three-hour call-in show starting Wednesday night.

Hey, whatever happened to all those Guardian Angels that were supposed to be keeping the Orange Line safe?

In any case, a station mouthpiece read from a script:

We think Curtis will be a huge hit and add a live and local spark to talk radio in New England.

Yes, a real local spark from 200 miles away. Maybe he can commute with Jay Severin. Oh, look, you can already watch him complain about the Cheese Man and make fun of people with Hispanic names. Give me the Guy from Boston any day.