Leominster city officials held a press conference on Monday to urge residents not to panic while watching last night's ABC bird-flu movie:

... "Please keep in mind this is a fictional movie, not a documentary, and at this time there is no pandemic in the world," Leominster Health Director Christopher J. Knuth said during a televised press conference at the Leominster Access Television studio on Manning Avenue. ...

Leominsterian Lance Harris was relieved: