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Man cries fowl over churlish Charlestown chicken
By adamg on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 12:47pm
Doug Aamoth warns us today:
BE CAREFUL: There's a chicken loose in Boston. It's in Charlestown. A kid is feeding it.
In e-mail, he adds:
I don't know if it's a chicken or a rooster, but the little girl feeding it cracker bits on Sackville Street said it was a chicken and she seemed to have more control over the fiasco than anyone. I'm just happy to still be alive.
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Comments
Hard to keep a breast of the situation
With those poultry facts, Adam.
But omelette you slide this time, because you're a good egg.
Thanks
It was hard to peck this post out.
Feather in your cap
For not just winging it.
These urban chickens are a tender subject for some.
What With This Chicken And All The Turkeys...
... it might be time to call a poultrygeist.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
Matzo fast
But you did eventually get the ball rolling.
(Wrong holiday, I know, but I couldn't resist. Happy Hanukkah, Adam.)
Neil
You Mean
... you didn't just poullet out of a stock file?
Cluck
Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck ba-gawk!!!
self-preservation
The guy across the street from me used to have geese. One day, when they got out, it was pretty obvious they where were his. Said geese, which pack a wallop by the way, were escorted back onto his property.
In your case, chicken, a hapless pedestrian could plausibly deny knowing your owner. Things might end poorly for you today.
That assumes, however, that somebody knows how to pluck you. When was the last time a uhub reader plucked a chicken?
Comparable?
I've plucked a guitar, if that helps.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
Don't mess with chickens
I assume he knows it's a bird.
He apparently doesn't know that roosters are chickens, male chickens. Female chickens are called hens.
That's PERVERSE!!!
The rooster has sex with all of them.
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You have to Know Your Chicken
Obviously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuNtddD8dzs&feature...