Simmons College fence jumper sought

By adamg on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:59am

What kind of aftershave do you think he wears?

Simmons College Police report one of their officers spotted this guy in the process of trying to gain entry to a dorm Friday night by climbing through a window:

When approached by police, subject fled jumping over a fence onto Brookline Avenue.

Sightings welcome at 617-521-1112.

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Lady's man

By anon on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:55am.

Dolled up to go out and rape someone. Maybe he's hoping to get a legitimate date afterwards.

Fix the scarf, idiot

By Invasive Pat-Down on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 6:52pm.

If he's out to do mischief (by which I mean cause trouble, not have sex with the sea lion), he probably shouldn't wear his scarf pre-noosed. One tug and he's out of any fight.

Fight?

By adamg on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:15pm.

He's definitely a lover, not a fighter. Hello, ladies!

jesus, throat jumpin' christ!

By Evan on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 8:34pm.

young dapper black dude running from the cops OBVIOUSLY a rapist. Shit, y'all a buncha racists!

Rapist, wha?

By adamg on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:17pm.

I can't speak for anon commenters, obviously, but I posted the original story because he reminded me of the Old Spice Guy.

But, um, he is being sought for allegedly trying to break into a dorm at an all women's college. Race has nothing to do with the fact that's kind of creepy.