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More photos of Allston groping suspect released
By adamg on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 10:35pm
Boston Police have released several new photos of the man they say groped at least two women on May 5.
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There was a guy on a crowded
There was a guy on a crowded orange line yesterday with a t-shirt that said "FBI - Female Body Inspector." He had a live snake coiled around his arm. People were moving away from him, and he and his friend were laughing and saying it was because of the snake, but really it was because of the t-shirt. Two white guys in their early 20's. I wish the other would have told his friend that the shirt was offensive.
Why is it offensive?
Maybe the females consent?
Not exactly the shirt you want to be wearing if you want to actually be invited to inspect a female body, perhaps. Doesn't seem particularly threatening, either.
Don't be disingenous
It's creepy. If you don't get that, well...
I'm sure our friend
doesn't get a lot of call for his services.
its fairly ubiquitous
and also passive. as soon as he gets a go go gadget upskirt cam then you can be worried. for right now its just a t shirt. if you ride the T ever you'll find way more offensive stuff than that.
like snakes, for example would be more likely to offend the average person than some goober wearing a shirt he got from spencer gifts. don't try so hard to white knight- it isnt a good look.
"white knight", BWAAAAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god, you really have no way of knowing how funny you are.
BTW I love snakes, just not when they're being carried by skeevy guys in creepy shirts.
Why is creepy a problem?
Look, it advertizes the fact that the wearer is a heterosexual lacking in social skills.
Nothing more.
No, his ability to wear a
No, his ability to wear a shirt with writing on it STOPS the second I feel my implied personal space in any way impinged upon!
How do I know he isn't going to inspect my body unless I choose to be a victim every second of my day! It's sexism!
dont get me wrong
i'm not saying i'd wear that shirt, not because of the potential to offend anybody, but just because it would in fact, hinder my attempts at 'inspecting' any female bodies. that being said, its a pretty common shirt among youngsters that think they're the pinnacle of comedy
also, im going to go out on a limb here (heheh) and say that it was almost for a fact because of the fucking reptile on his arm, not his shirt that anybody thats been to a mall has seen.
Even at 15
I had the presence of mind to know that buying the "Federal Bikini Inspector" T-shirt at Hampton Beach wasn't going to have the desired endgame.
But on the other hand...
The "Free Moustache Rides" T-shirt is pure gold!
True story
When i was approximately 11 or so ( i am a girl it was early 80s) i was in the stands at a crowded swim meet with my parents. One of the lifeguards had a t shirt on that read "try a virgin - you"ll like it."
During a lull and completely clueless I screamed to him "hey mister what's a virgin...???" Big awkward silence and red-faced lifeguard ensued and my parents told me to be quiet. Doubt he ever wore that tshirt again - in that type of of atmosphere anyway.
yeah
but as somebody else hinted at here, it at least lets you know who the goobers are and that you probably dont want to be friends with them.
also, i am perfectly willing to have the guys around me ruin their game with terrible t-shirts. their loss/my gain
or so i tell myself
Yeah
Those are just stupid.
I have to admit, though...on the topic of stupid gag shirts, my inner 15-year-old has always wanted one with "F***IN GONUTS" in the style of the Dunks logo.
Not surprisingly, my beloved has told me that that shirt would also harm my chances of getting any.
C'mon, It's Helpful
It's actually rather decent of him to wear such a shirt because even the most distracted, clueless, or well-meaning woman will know to stay at least 20 feet away at all times. It's too bad it didn't include translations in other languages. It's similar to those pet-shaming photos with the signs — I find those offensive, but I have no problem with a guy telling the world what a jerk he is.
I am regularly clueless, distracted and/or well-meaning...
but I am not going to move 20 feet away from this person just because of his T-shirt...or the snake.
Why was he wearing a woman's shirt?
Switching between word order to English and other languages can be confusing.
Is that
Kirk?
satin shorts on a street.
As if he weren't creepy enough, he has to make a fashion faux pas.
MEN: do not don basketball shorts as casual wear. They look like pyjamas, and can look like you have a teeny tiny erect dick
WOMEN: Stop wearing pyjamas on the street. Just stop it.
Thank you.
Creep
Just a matter of time before he's caught. We know what this cretin looks like.
Vladimir Putin? Man, that guy
Vladimir Putin? Man, that guy can't do anything right.