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Banana guy seeks apeeling, a-cooking and a-cleaning wife in Dewey Square

By adamg on Mon, 03/20/2017 - 12:42pm
Banana guy in Dewey Square seeks wife

With Keytar Bear playing in the background, Jed Hresko noticed the Dewey Square fruit guy had a new sign up today. Looks aren't important, but you'll need to care and cook for him and, oh, no lip, please:

Dewey Square seeks wife, fat OK, but no lip
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Downtown
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Relationships
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Comments

By Smart Arse on Mon, 03/20/2017 - 12:58pm.

What a catch!

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By anon on Mon, 03/20/2017 - 1:13pm.

Big mystery, this one...

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By Ari O on Mon, 03/20/2017 - 2:13pm.

"I was married once, divorced four times."

I'm not quite sure that's how it works.

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By whyaduck on Mon, 03/20/2017 - 4:37pm.

I was married once upon a time and each marriage ended in divorce. Not the best written sentence, but I think that is what he was aiming for. Or, perhaps, he was only married once to the same person and divorced four times.

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By anon on Mon, 03/20/2017 - 5:35pm.

Maybe he divorced once, and the other three wives died.

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By Deb_B on Mon, 03/20/2017 - 1:37pm.

Sounds like a peach.

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By SwirlyGrrl on Mon, 03/20/2017 - 7:01pm.

... his pear?

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