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Citizen complaint of the day: Raunchy raccoons running riot

By adamg on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 11:38am
Fornicating raccoons

It's not quite dogs and cats laying together, but a disgruntled South Boston citizen has had quite enough of fornicating raccoons on East 7 Street:

Raccoons mating. Need to be removed! Saw them last night on my deck and this morning they are abusing my neighbors pool.

H/t roving UHub 311 reader onelith.

Neighborhoods: 
South Boston
Free tagging: 
Wildlife
Raccoons
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Comments

By Wiffleball on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 12:37pm.

With their widdle censorship masks they look like '60s porn.

By anon on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 12:57pm.

as hairy.

Hiyo!

By anon on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 11:47am.

They're wrestling.

By SwirlyGrrl on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 3:11pm.

Racoon Racoon candlelight
Doin' South Boston, doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Racoon Susie, Racoon Sam
Playin' racoon tag in South Boston land
Now they're swimmin'
Neighbor's pool is shimmerin'

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It's Trash Panda looooooove!

By BikerGeek on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 7:36pm.

Captain and Tennille filk is just plain WRONG.

By noahproblem on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 11:50am.

a/k/a the original 50 shades of grey...

By Marco on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 11:57am.

In your yard in southie? i wish i was a racoon, i could get in there in summer!

By Some Pun on Boston Culture... on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 7:09pm.

Looking at Google Maps satellite view, there's a surprising number of blue pool-shaped-regions in people's backyards in South Boston, at least on the east side of Dorchester Street. (Among other things, the blocks are thicker on that side, allowing for more backyard space.)

By R Hookup on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 12:18pm.

That's a strange definition of "abuse."

By onelith on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 12:19pm.

The word "abusing" is too strong in this case. "Trespassing" is a better word in this situation.

By grahams on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 12:29pm.

Birds do it... Bees do it.... Even Trash Pandas do it.

By anon on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 1:19pm.

Hide yo kids. Hide yo trash.

By anon on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 1:03pm.

Get a room!

By Turtlegeuse on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 2:13pm.

Raccoons are not rodents and is that the best shot you get out of an i phone ? Upgrade already ! Hardly any sharpness at all, like they couldn't hold the phone steady with one hand or something. I hope the city doesn't waste any resources on this, or better yet, use the resources to educate citizens about the joys of wildlife and the joy of wildlife photography.

By SwirlyGrrl on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 8:24pm.

You would think that they would upload a video, so Elmer or Cybah could rework it with something like this dubbed in:

By Elmer on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 5:58pm.

By roadman on Mon, 01/30/2017 - 10:57am.

Buy an ACTUAL camera instead of relying on an overpriced TELEPHONE for your photography needs.

By anon on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 2:17pm.

DISGUSTING!!!!!

By dpalomares on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 5:23pm.

By SwirlyGrrl on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 5:32pm.

By Sources Say on Sun, 01/29/2017 - 7:03pm.

That this is the first time I am seeing this video?!? That song always gives me a good laugh.

By bostonbob235 on Mon, 01/30/2017 - 12:07pm.

I used to live in Andrew Square and watched one of the notorious southie raccoons murder a cat once. It was traumatizing.