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It's the most wonderful time of year: Simultaneous double storrowing by Mass. Eye and Ear
By adamg on Sun, 12/17/2023 - 12:37pm
Roving UHub photographer Mark Norton beholds the majesty of that rarest of occurrences: TWO TRUCKS jammed beneath a bridge on Storrow Drive at the same time this morning! And one of them is a City of Boston trash truck! It's a Christmas miracle!
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Imagine...
Imagine what the second driver was thinking: "Wow, sucks to be that gu-"BOOM!
And suddenly there was with the angel
a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and singing:
Angelic Chorus:
Look at that!
Look at that!
Holy shit, will you look at that!
Goddam!
(Sorry, God, but) Goddam!
Look at that!
Will you look at that!
I’m a f**king angel, and I’ve never seen anything like it!
Glory to God in the highest!
Note: The angels sing “f**king” not because of editorial timidity, but because it’s the Christmas Season. Those are not asterisks, but stars. When angels swear during the Christmas Season, it comes out all glittery.
It's all God's plan.
His ways are mysterious. Also they have obstacles.
Getting into the season
Nichole Davis (a former traffic reporter, no less), recounts a visit from St. Storrow:
Imagine the double rainbow
Imagine the double rainbow guy reacting to this miracle
That's what happens
when trucks drag race on public highways.
Who had "City of Boston Trash Truck" on their bingo card?
Now that is a backup of shame - someone driving a blue plate for the City of Boston and didn't know better?
Oh, they knew
Make me come in on a Sunday, eh boss?
Boston Fire Department once
Boston Fire Department once managed to Storrow a fire engine. Best part is, it was a unit they had on eval.