Something fishy about John Kerry's Web site

By adamg on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 9:49am

Steve Garfield informs us that the "Massachusetts" page on John Kerry's official Senate Web site notes our official state fish is the cod, but actually shows a photo of a salmon.

Use of "haddock," "sole," "harbor," "clam," "scale," "finny" and "crab" in puns related to this news is left as an exercise to the reader.

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Comments

Anybody could sea the

By M on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:10am.

Anybody could sea the difference between those types of fish.

you missed the opportunity to...

By Brain Dali on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:46am.

type it like this:

Anybody COD sea the difference between those types of fish.

Dam! When it comes to

By M on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 11:42am.

Dam! When it comes to ocean/fish puns, I have clearly missed the boat.

Kerry Will Get Right On It, I'm Sure

By Suldog on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:08pm.

He won't be lox when it comes to smoking out the staffer responsible.

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Who knows what other capers

By M on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:46pm.

Who knows what other capers and hijinks are going on in that office!

No Howie Carr Story

By Anon on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:41am.

You won't see a Howie Carr op-ed in the Herald on this topic because his spell-checker will keep changing "hake" to "hack."

Howie Carr is to busy telling

By anon on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 11:09am.

Howie Carr is to busy telling the truth about corrupt Mass. Dems to talk about fish.

Howie made all the good progressives cry when he pointed out that Cheryl rhymes-with-fakes Jacques put her girlfriend on the government payroll. Oh, the horror! Howie revealing that lesbians can be corrupt hacks too! So where is Cheryl now? Don't worry - right back on the state payroll. All is well in the world. Time to check the state payroll again.