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Jon Keller, gasbag
By adamg on Tue, 11/01/2005 - 12:34pm
This morning on 'BZ, Jon Keller said only a few kids came to his house for Halloween. He concluded from this that kids today are too fat and lazy to leave their Gameboys to do something fun like trick or treat.
Our neighborhood was full of trick-or-treaters (as it is pretty much every year). Maybe, Jon, the kids in your neighborhood were terrified you'd explode on your doorstep in a blinding flash of hot, gaseous death and stayed away.
Makes as much sense as your explanation.
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Comments
Can't we put Keller and
Can't we put Keller and Shaughnessy on an unmoored boat, without sails or paddles, during the next nor'easter? Throw Howie Carr on there too, while you're at it.
I don't get it
Wait, what? Kids are too fat and lazy to go out and COLLECT FREE CANDY?!!
That's what the man said
I swear, I really should turn on 'BUR (or even Mix 98.5) at 7:56 every morning.
I never understand how he has a job
I used to work in a PR office and had to deal with Mr. Keller at least once a week. He would make frantic phonecalls at 4:50pm and demand statements. Obviously, he just wanted to be able to say that he was told 'No comment.'
He always made his own phonecalls (sometimes showed up with camera crews). He was horribly demeaning and rude. His stories were always so overblown and had he called at 4:30 would have had no story.
The sound of his voice makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little.