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In Brookline, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish - at least not without getting arrested
By adamg on Mon, 11/09/2015 - 9:08pm
Wicked Local Brookline reports: Vandalism with tuna fish leads to drug arrests in Brookline.
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That headline really smelt
That headline really smelt
Yeah, he's really floundering
Next time mullet over a bit, Adam!
I've haddock up to here ...
With all this carping.
You cod've
done worse
The whole piece is a red herring designed to distract
from the shameful fact that Adam is an REO Speedwagon fan.
"When the lights, go doown, in the citehhh. And the moooon shines onnnnn, the Start Market!"
Oh, wait. Wrong schlock-rock band. Must now recite the entire lyrics to "Come Sail Away" as penance.
Other songs
"Like a Sturgeon", "Jumping Jackfish"
Why so crabby, Adam?
:)
Lily Tomlin — Via Boston Phoenix - 1977
Whaddya know
Fish wrap with a fish rap.
Business associates heh
wait...
what's this got to do with turkeys?
maybe since it's Brookline...
...it's turkey of the sea, instead of chicken of the sea.
If a camel
is a ship of the desert, wouldn't a tuna boat be a camel of the sea?
Only plausible response after reading that article:
-_-