Why not turkeys?

By adamg on Sat, 07/07/2018 - 10:01pm

Wicked Local Brookline reports:

At 8:16 p.m., the police received a call about two males catching geese for dinner. They had been catching the geese by Leverett Pond.

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Comments

By anon on Sat, 07/07/2018 - 10:13pm.

Send these guys to the Fenway. I'll provide all the veggies they can eat. (The guys, not the geese.)

By anon on Sat, 07/07/2018 - 10:22pm.

What's for dinner tonight
They just can't put up a fight
Turkey or geese
The one I like least
A coyote just ain't right

By anon on Sat, 07/07/2018 - 10:28pm.

I look for one with girth
That's why they're on this earth
I chased it around
Gave its head a big pound
And now I have to burp

By Turkey Liberation Front on Sat, 07/07/2018 - 10:50pm.

Never ask a question you don't want the answer to.

By Poult Patrol on Tue, 07/10/2018 - 9:11am.

We have a small but effective security apparatus. Our training program for youth is working well.

By Lunchbox on Sun, 07/08/2018 - 7:21am.

By Cranky on Mon, 07/09/2018 - 9:16am.

Canada geese are covered by the MBTA. The other MBTA, I mean.

By Daan on Sun, 07/08/2018 - 10:16am.

Big flying poopers,
That dogs love to scooper.
Eating the grass,
Sat on by rats' ass,
Feasting on yummy parasites,
For humans' not a delight.

By bostondriver on Sun, 07/08/2018 - 10:49pm.

leave the turkeys for now, they eat lots of ticks.

By necturus on Mon, 07/09/2018 - 10:56am.

When the goose is loose
In your neighborhood,
Who 'ya gonna call?
GOOSE BUSTERS!