Police cowed in Westborough

By adamg on Sun, 10/04/2020 - 12:59pm

Photo by Westborough PD.

Police in the 495 town of Westborough report four cunning cattle from the Uhlmans ice-cream stand went on the moove this morning before finding a particularly tasty lawn on Wachusett View Drive. Police say that with the help of the town animal-control officer and Uhlmans, they were able to wrangle the bovines back to the ice-cream stand.

Neighborhoods:

West of 495

Free tagging:

Westborough

Cows

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Comments

Meanwhile, down in Connecticut

By adamg on Sun, 10/04/2020 - 1:03pm.

Wily Buddy the Beefalo continues to evade capture (but don't worry, once he is captured, police have enough money to buy him and send him to an old cow's home in Florida, rather than to the slaughterhouse where he was originally headed).

"No, Officer, ...

By jmeltzer on Sun, 10/04/2020 - 5:35pm.

why did you pull us over?"

Accessory

By SamWack on Sun, 10/04/2020 - 10:46pm.

They're so cute and bucolic. And they keep the grass down. Every McMansion should have one.

Organic fertilizer!

By SwirlyGrrl on Mon, 10/05/2020 - 11:38am.

Mow and feed all at once!