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311 complaint of the day: The dildo tosser of the South End

By adamg on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 12:09pm

A concerned resident filed a 311 complaint today about "adult toys and other garbage left on sidewalk" at Warren Avenue and Clarendon Street in the South End. With a photo of said adult toys, in case you're unfamiliar with what they look like.

Earlier:
Citizen complaint of the day: Is that a traffic sign on your pole or are you just glad to see me?

Neighborhoods: 
South End
Free tagging: 
311
Warren Avenue
Clarendon Street


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Comments

By Homer Bedloe on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 12:13pm.

the ‘new’ South End is just the ‘old’ South End after all.

Hooray.

By John Costello on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 2:26pm.

...In that alleyway (the steps) between Dartmouth Place and Appleton Street?

Does the gravel still make sounds at night in the alleyways?

If that is so, then yes, it is still the old South End.

By Lee on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 3:45pm.

Unless you are asking for a friend.

By cybah on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 5:01pm.

That was you?!?

By CopleyScott17 on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 5:14pm.

n/t

By Friartuck on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 12:24pm.

Big is not always the best!

By Ah-Clem on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 12:35pm.

Did you drop something?

By anonymous coward on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 1:29pm.

I woke up this morning
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again

up
14

By Lee on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 1:35pm.

… in certain directions. These could be urban trail markers. Best not move them.

By BostonDog on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 2:02pm.

There's a lot of dicks in this city.

By MisterMagooForYou on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 2:23pm.

Nothing. That is all. But nothing is not all because after nothing Magoo said that is all and that is all is something. Magoo.

By Cleary Squared on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 4:33pm.

God only knows what kind of florid prose we would have witnessed regarding this subject.

By jmeltzer on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 5:43pm.

I actually considered giving Magoo a like.

I didn't, but I considered it.

By Sock_Puppet on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 3:12pm.

As if this perp wants to get nailed.