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Police hunt pair of alleged douchnozzles for trolley troublemaking near Somerville T stop
By adamg on Mon, 10/30/2023 - 2:16pm
Transit Police report they are looking for a pair of guys for some assholery turned A&B on a Green Line train near Gilman Square in Somerville around 11 p.m. on Saturday:
Subjects harassing a 37y/o male victim/instigating a fight. V refused to engage & alleged he was struck in the face by subject.
Do they look familiar? Contact detectives at 617-222-1050.
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What causes this?
What a charming duo. Why aren't real studies being done as to what causes this kind of behavior, instead of just writing it off to them being a-holes? And seriously, hoodies and baseball caps have definitely got something to do with it. It's part of the package. I don't want to say ban them, that isn't right and will just make them all the more totemic. Isn't there a way we can make them fall out of fashion?
What's to study?
Young males without family attachments and steady jobs make up the most unstable sector of any society.
Dammit! Camo!
Now we can't see him, that stuff should be illegal!
Couldn't they just fight each other?
Seems like it would save time.
Offer them money to fight each other
Then leave on the train while they are still going at it.
Magoo sez
Douchecanoe or, a canoe of douches if one will. Magoo.
nozzles are fine but not canoes
We all know douches go by wagons.
Geepers.
And then there are douchemagoos.
We get those here.
Looking forward to the look on his face...
in his mug shot.
Those stubby fingers should
Those stubby fingers should make it easier to find him.
Caption contest
"About this long."
Some people just are
Some people just are incapable of nothing except being stupid.
Douchenozzles ….
Douchenozzles ….
… are tools of the patriarchy. As are people who use that term.