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311 complaint of the day: The dildo tosser of the South End
By adamg on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 12:09pm
A concerned resident filed a 311 complaint today about "adult toys and other garbage left on sidewalk" at Warren Avenue and Clarendon Street in the South End. With a photo of said adult toys, in case you're unfamiliar with what they look like.
Earlier:
Citizen complaint of the day: Is that a traffic sign on your pole or are you just glad to see me?
Neighborhoods:
Free tagging:
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Turns out
the ‘new’ South End is just the ‘old’ South End after all.
Hooray.
Can I Still Get Propositioned For Anonymous Sex...
...In that alleyway (the steps) between Dartmouth Place and Appleton Street?
Does the gravel still make sounds at night in the alleyways?
If that is so, then yes, it is still the old South End.
Way too much info, John Boy.
Unless you are asking for a friend.
Wait
That was you?!?
Haaaaabababa
Haaaaabababa
Same old vibe.
n/t
Just goes to show...
Big is not always the best!
Excuse Me...
Did you drop something?
obligatory
I woke up this morning
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
2nd King Missile reference I've heard this week!
Thank you AC!
They seem to be pointedly pointing….
… in certain directions. These could be urban trail markers. Best not move them.
Let me just say
There's a lot of dicks in this city.
Magoo sez
Nothing. That is all. But nothing is not all because after nothing Magoo said that is all and that is all is something. Magoo.
Thanks for your restraint, Magoo
God only knows what kind of florid prose we would have witnessed regarding this subject.
Speaking of dildos and Magoo
Speaking of dildos and Magoo appears, how appropriate.
For once
I actually considered giving Magoo a like.
I didn't, but I considered it.
It's almost
As if this perp wants to get nailed.
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (Oom bop, bop, good vibrations)
She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
I'm waiting for the
I'm waiting for the appearance of Steely Dan Tell 'em Willian S. Boroughs sent ya.
Degeneracy
Degeneracy
there must be a Hobbit about
sounds like the work of Dildo Baggins
Maybe they were posted on free give and take South End
Did anyone do the appropriate amount of recon to confirm these aren't donated items?!
And way to go Adam....the Globe wouldn't touch this story.
That was my though as well,
That was my though as well, though if they were placed neatly to be reused someone picked them up and spread them around the sidewalk, if you look at the picture.
I wouldn't touch those, either
Not without heavy-duty gloves, at least. I have a pretty good idea where those have been.
Before it became Wellesley with rowhouses,
pet stores, baby strollers, and "concerned residents"... it was the gayborhood. Get over it. Otherwise, the leafy suburbs are calling your name and the real city dwellers are saying "don't let the door hit you..."