You'll have your choice of protests Saturday against out-of-town men in suits marching down Comm. Ave. to demand we stop all the abortin'

A group of out-of-state Catholic men, possibly joined by some local Nazis, have decided to try to shove their will down our throats in a march Saturday morning from the Planned Parenthood clinic at Packards Corner down to the Common, where they will keen and wail and demand us godless heathens just stop all this nonsense immediately.

The Men's March to Abolish Abortion reserved a block of rooms at the Parker House and don't worry, they've arranged for some intercessionary praying by the womenfolk at St. Clement Eucharistic Shrine on Boylston Street in the Fenway.

But the good news: Some of the more serious local groups, like Boston DSA and the Mass. Feminist Struggle Committee, are organizing a counter-protest, of course, starting at 11 a.m. at Charlesgate Park, sort of a chokepoint on the path down Comm. Ave. to the Common.

Separately, there will be clowns - with face paint and big shoes and stuff. Clown March Boston is promising to go all out to honk at and razz and make funny faces at the out-of-town X-geners who think they know better than women.

Like always, we’re going to upstage them with a parade of clown costumes and circus music, and we could use your help. If you want to join the band, march alongside it, or otherwise get involved, get in touch.

The Men’s March is not welcome here, and we will not allow their narrative to go uncontested.