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Not everyone's welcome in Dudley Square
By JohnAKeith on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 11:33am
APB put out for tagger in Dudley Square.
Seen running from the scene with a can of spray paint was a stout 60-something Caucasian male wearing glasses, appeared to be running toward Hyde Park.
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Running toward Hyde Park from Dudley?
How exactly does one do this? It's like saying someone in Davis Square was seen running towards Lexington.
It's a joke
Think: What 60-something guy from Hyde Park has been vocal in opposing Wal-Mart?
Running?
Maybe if it said "Shuffling" instead they'd get the joke...
Hubway?
I think he may have been running only as far as his Hubway bike stashed around the corner and then was going to pedal the rest of the way.
Very funny Mr. Keith - very funny!
Wrong language
If the graffiti were in Mumble instead of English, maybe.
Linguists have identified this dialect
It's Mumbonics, Readville Derivative.
Here's a hint...
He's an "ionic" figure in Boston. And Walmarts has been like "an Alcatraz" around his neck...
And he's been around awhile
Since even before Varitek split the uprights.
Ionic?
What's his potential?
BA-DUM-TISH!
Round up the usual suspects
Somehow I think an all points bulletin for a fat white guy running down Dudley street with a spray can covered in paint would have resulted in his capture. That is unless he boarded a T bus covered in paint and nobody would said anthing figuring he just another bank robber escaping on the T