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Police crack down on naked couch surfers in Arlington alleys
By adamg on Thu, 07/16/2015 - 7:16pm
Arlington Police report arresting a pair of local residents they say they found lying nude on a couch behind the Regent Theatre on Medford Street around 11:45 p.m. on Wednesday.
Ryan Barry, 23, and Nicole Carmichael, 26, were both charged with indecent exposure and trespassing. Barry is also charged with disorderly conduct and assault.
Police located a completely naked male subject, later determined to be BARRY, laying down on a couch. Officers determined he was breathing. They located a woman, CARMICHAEL, next to BARRY who was also breathing. "Private Property" and "No Trespassing" signs were clearly visible in the area.
"This is an unfortunate situation where two parties clearly violated the law," Police Chief Frederick Ryan said in a statement. "I applaud the work of the responding officers from the Arlington Police Department who handled the incident professionally and responsibly while ensuring the safety of all involved."
Innocent, etc.
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What a goofball
Though I guess if I was cuddled up next to her, I'd have a silly grin on my face, too.
Don't be fooled by the harmless-looking grin
I'm sure he was a "hardened" criminal.
From necn.com
Arlington police say the responding officers told Barry and Carmichael to wake up and put on their clothes several times, when Barry became combative, leading police to arrest him. Police arrested Carmichael when they discovered her outstanding warrant from Winchester police.
What was the Winchester warrant for?
Has anyone ever noticed that
Has anyone ever noticed that every one of Ron's posts end in a question mark????
Stealing hearts?
(rim shot)
SEE!
They improve Mass Ave in East Arlington and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!
The naysayers were right -- make the street nicer and it will only attract naked hippies looking for bedbug ridden couches!
The worst fears have been confirmed: The renovation was just a ploy to turn respectable East Arlington into the new Allston.
East What?
The Regent is in Arlington Center.
You're right. I was thinking Capitol Theatre
Much like the people hell-bent on stopping the roadway improvements I got my facts wrong.
"Capitol Theatre"
n/t
As a bicyclist I'm no fan of
As a bicyclist I'm no fan of the supposed improvements, which waste more space on useless buffer strips than they provide to pedestrians, cars, or bikes. But I'm still looking forward to them, since Mass Ave is currently useless for biking due to chewed-up pavement.
They got it all wrong
It is called a "casting couch". Not a "cast out couch".
Eww
Naked on an outdoor couch is more gross than naked on a hubway seat for WNBR. Odd place they chose instead of usual places near the bike path or cemetery. Some people thought Arlington was dull.
BTW, google image search on her picture suggests Angelina Jolie before plastic surgery. I guess that confirms its a good mugshot.
W-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-BR on your FM Dial
And now, by request, this one is going out to Mark, listening to us in Arlington, Bicycle Race by Queen!
Save this post forever
For this is the first ever instance in recorded human history in which a woman who was naked in public is a woman that people might actually want to see naked.
You aren't going to the right places
and you better put on your fire proximity suit quickly!
Her facebook page may suggest
Her facebook page may suggest otherwise (if it's still public). Just a couple of good pictures/face.
if it's still public
it's not.
Sorry to break this to you ...
But the purpose of a woman being in public, naked or not, has nothing to do with whether you want to see that woman.
Other human beings can be entertaining, but their sole purpose is not your entertainment.
Lighten up, Frances.
.
It's a slow Friday.
There are fewer scolding options so each gets more hectoring than usual.
I wonder if there's a scold quota?
It's something to wonder at.. Let's jump into a harmless news blog and spend our time scolding utter strangers over language use lapses and impure thoughts.
It takes a certain verve to maintain such seemingly effortless gracelessness.
And tell us
your basis for comparison? Women must be beating down the doors to get at the Trivia King.
Good times!
This may be the funnest passed out junkies in the alley story of all time.
David Cross...
describes it best. Hopefully these two are lucky enough to get to the "those were some pretty crazy times" portion of their lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jehin7zhCY
This Ryan Patrick Barry?
http://m.wickedlocal.com/article/20100115/News/301159779
And 'Patrick Barry', 21, arrested for assault in Arlington and Boston. He died in police custody. Uhub reported the case of his assaults around Northeastern. Maybe it's me, but he looks physically similar to Ryan Barry. Maybe just coincidence.
http://m.medford.wickedlocal.com/article/20140221/News/140228983
That guy better stop copying my act...
...by resurrecting himself and all. Yeah that's him all right. He died, then came back to life looking like a completely different person.
I was thinking more along the lines
of blood relative, like brother. But raising guys from the dead is cool,too.