Hey, there! Log in / Register

Bostonians quickly adapt to life in Florida

By adamg on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 3:04pm
Free tagging: 
Hurricane Dorian
Boston English


Ad:


Like the job UHub is doing? Consider a contribution. Thanks!

Comments

By Friartuck on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 3:57pm.

His third grade science fair project submission...

up
Voting closed 0

By douglas on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 8:38am.

Would be wonderful to be this bliss, kind of jealous of this guy

up
Voting closed 0

By StillFromDorchester on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 4:06pm.

Said everyone should point fans out of the window and turn them on when the storm is close...worth a shot?

up
Voting closed 0

By Neal on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 4:15pm.

...why not just get everyone in Florida to stand the length of the A1A and blow east as hard as they can?

up
Voting closed 0

By Smart Arse on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 6:58pm.

The entire state already blows.

up
Voting closed 0

By berkleealum on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 4:25pm.

but i guess he hasn't heard about our leader's plan to drop a bomb in the eye of the storm

up
Voting closed 0

By SwirlyGrrl on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 9:51pm.

Dorian has orders of magnitude more energy than a nuke. (burps)

up
Voting closed 0

By berkleealum on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 11:18am.

at least this guy has ideas!

all the meteorologists are doing is just sitting on their hands, reporting about a massive weather event with incredible detail while this guy... he gets it

up
Voting closed 0

By polarbare on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 5:01pm.

he probably votes!

up
Voting closed 0

By Irma la Douce on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 6:12pm.

He doesn’t realize that the Navy is too busy creating chemtrails to help fight hurricanes.

up
Voting closed 0

By anon on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 6:43pm.

That shirt speaks for itself.

up
Voting closed 0

By SwirlyGrrl on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 9:50pm.

I don't think Trader Joe's would hire him.

up
Voting closed 0

By Wiffleball on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 10:02pm.

And it's saying "I don't know this guy."

up
Voting closed 0

By anon on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 10:46pm.

I think this guy is on to something. Throw some stale crullers in there to soak up the rain and it should be all set, hon!

up
Voting closed 0

By jmeltzer on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 12:03pm.

Isn't that, uh, crossing the streams?

up
Voting closed 0

By Cranky on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 2:16pm.

And that's why you never cross the streams. Total protonic reversal.

up
Voting closed 0

By jmeltzer on Wed, 09/04/2019 - 8:52am.

Blizzards in Florida.

Humans and turkeys living together.

up
Voting closed 0

By ElizaLeila on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 12:21pm.

Who needs the Navy and Air Force when Superman can fly in the opposite direction to stop it.

up
Voting closed 0

By jmeltzer on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 12:49pm.

He can just inhale it.

up
Voting closed 0

By Rob on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 4:43pm.

Yep. Inhale it. OR...use his freeze breath! OR...blow it away, like he did with pollution in the air on some episode of Superfriends!

The Flash is usually the one who does the "counterspin to neutralize tornado" bit.

up
Voting closed 0

By ElizaLeila on Wed, 09/04/2019 - 10:23am.

I mixed up turning back time by flying around the planet with negating the spinning winds of a hurricane ...

up
Voting closed 0

By Brent Jeffries on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 3:08pm.

He probably left Mass. because we didn't turn on space heaters to combat nor'easters.

up
Voting closed 0

By Rob on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 4:45pm.

Hey!

Could this guy be the missing connection that will lead us to Howie Carr's old Halliburton hurricane machine?

up
Voting closed 0

By Irma la Douce on Tue, 09/03/2019 - 7:08pm.

Video has been watched 12.9 million times as of this evening.

up
Voting closed 0