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Bostonians quickly adapt to life in Florida
By adamg on Mon, 09/02/2019 - 3:04pm
From a mobile home park in Palm Bay, this man has some ideas on how the military could stop hurricanes. pic.twitter.com/JAiFJ7QAOc
— tyler vazquez (@tyler_vazquez) September 1, 2019
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He obviously remembers..
His third grade science fair project submission...
Would be wonderful to be this
Would be wonderful to be this bliss, kind of jealous of this guy
My little one
Said everyone should point fans out of the window and turn them on when the storm is close...worth a shot?
Or better yet...
...why not just get everyone in Florida to stand the length of the A1A and blow east as hard as they can?
Not necessary
The entire state already blows.
at least he has ideas!
but i guess he hasn't heard about our leader's plan to drop a bomb in the eye of the storm
Radioactive burp
Dorian has orders of magnitude more energy than a nuke. (burps)
at least this guy has ideas!
at least this guy has ideas!
all the meteorologists are doing is just sitting on their hands, reporting about a massive weather event with incredible detail while this guy... he gets it
If he doesn't worry you remember,
he probably votes!
Fool
He doesn’t realize that the Navy is too busy creating chemtrails to help fight hurricanes.
Wow
That shirt speaks for itself.
Maybe
I don't think Trader Joe's would hire him.
Yup.
And it's saying "I don't know this guy."
How many large Dunks iced coffees could it take?
I think this guy is on to something. Throw some stale crullers in there to soak up the rain and it should be all set, hon!
Masshole _and_ Florida Man?
Isn't that, uh, crossing the streams?
Yep
And that's why you never cross the streams. Total protonic reversal.
Hurricanes in Massachusetts.
Blizzards in Florida.
Humans and turkeys living together.
Superman
Who needs the Navy and Air Force when Superman can fly in the opposite direction to stop it.
He doesn't even need to do that.
He can just inhale it.
Yep. Inhale it. OR...use
Yep. Inhale it. OR...use his freeze breath! OR...blow it away, like he did with pollution in the air on some episode of Superfriends!
The Flash is usually the one who does the "counterspin to neutralize tornado" bit.
Conflating
I mixed up turning back time by flying around the planet with negating the spinning winds of a hurricane ...
He probably left Mass.
He probably left Mass. because we didn't turn on space heaters to combat nor'easters.
Hey!
Hey!
Could this guy be the missing connection that will lead us to Howie Carr's old Halliburton hurricane machine?
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