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Citizen complaint of the day: Operating system segmentation fault on East Boston street
By adamg on Mon, 08/07/2023 - 5:31pm
A concerned citizen filed a 311 complaint about this New Hampshire Tesla with LINUX plates parked in a two-hour spot for more than three hours this afternoon on Horace Street just off Byron Street this afternoon.
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About the headline
Sorry, I spent a long time at a computer-networking trade publication, so couldn't help myself. A "segmentation fault" is when a program tries to put some data in a segment of computer memory where it doesn't belong (which then typically results in a crash, which hopefully won't happen on Horace Street).
Worst kind of error to debug
Worst kind of error to debug
I'll give it a pass.
While I think custom license plates are generally just a cry for attention, a Linux one is pretty awesome. And unlike the others, you're not boxed into a walled garden from Apple or spyware laden OS like Windows.
Vanity plates are for the vain, but
While those plates have always been expensive in Mass they are cheap in NH. So while the Mass guy wants you to know that he's a Dr the NH person is just expressing themself. Many, many NH vehicles cars have these and become "can you think of a good one?"
So, does no one want to mention the inherent Kareness of calling the cops for parking 3 hours in a 2 hour zone or just say out of state drivers make me a Karen.
Meh
Worst overheard conversation
I still remember years ago when I was next to two women in their early to mid-twenties having a conversation where one was lamenting that she couldn't get a vanity plate with her name (Stacy) because it wasn't available. Her friend asked if she had tried swapping the "A" for a "4" because it would look close enough.
Stacy then ran through all of the different permutations she had tried and closed it with a woeful, "But all of them were taken!"
That's okay,
it was really her mom who had it going on.
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Horace Street
"So, does no one want to mention the inherent Kareness of calling the cops for parking 3 hours in a 2 hour zone or just say out of state drivers make me a Karen."
If they were parked on Horace Street for three hours it means the driver parked there and walked to nearby Wood Island Station to go downtown. A constant problem on residential East Boston neighborhood streets. Primarily North Shore residents use East Boston as a parking lot.
Three hours means all day!
No, three hours means three hours. I understand you can't have people park in a neighborhood and take a train into work, but you're writing fiction to up the drama.
Kenough with the Karen sexism overload in the above comments!
Can we get a Barbie?
Might be fake
I have a "LINUX" NH plate that was given out by Red Hat or SuSE in the '00s. Does this Tesla have a green plate on the back?
Y W8 4 HP
Digital Unix
digital UNIX was POSIX
(I wrote the book)
You missed what the plate actually is
-LINUX-
The dashes make it different.
Don’t call 311
Just “rm -rf Linux”
This is the correct answer.
This is the correct answer.
Or…
mv ./\-LINUX\- /dev/null
Error
mv: inter-device move failed: './-LINUX-' to '/dev/null'; unable to remove target: Permission denied
Use the sudo, Luke
sudo mv ./\-LINUX\- /dev/null
I tried it for giggles
and it actually worked!
Now I need to figure out how to restore it. :-P
EDIT:
man null
gives the answer:sudo mknod -m 666 /dev/null c 1 3
.sudo rm -rf is a real scream, too.
Literally.
Soooooo we all got your plate
Soooooo we all got your plate now. Live Free or Die don't go over to well up in here!
What, no Live FOSS Or Die jokes?
Because of course there’s a Free Software nerd that wanted to put -LINUX- on a New Hampshire “LIVE FREE OR DIE” license plate.
(And of course it’s a Tesla… which runs Linux. Wonder if this person got root access to the car?)
"Through the storm the sun of freedom shone..."
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Linus великий нам путь озарил;
Нас вырастил Stallman на верность народу,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
-- 1944 Soviet anthem, suitably altered
Residential parking is only
Residential parking is only Monday through Saturday, not a Sundays. But thanks for playing Karen.
showing license plate ?
I thought not showing license plate numbers (or letters in this case) was a recognized no-no on the internet.
it’s not
It’s not LINUX, it’s GNU/Linux!