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311 complaint of the day: I don't care if it's frozen in place because of the rain, the driver should never have parked it there

By adamg on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 12:17pm
Illegally parked Cybertruck in a No Standing zone

A peeved resident filed a 311 complaint this morning about this 1980s-era computer graphic illegally parked in a No Standing zone at Soldiers Field Road and Soldiers Field Place in Brighton.

Earlier:
Cybertruck? More like a Cyberbully.

Neighborhoods: 
Brighton
Topics: 
Driving
Free tagging: 
311
Soldiers Field Road


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Comments

By Chris77 on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 12:37pm.

It looks like something out of the movie "Tron".

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By tachometer on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 5:20pm.

Yeah, that's the best nickname I've heard for it so far.

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By SwirlyGrrl on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 5:31pm.

IncEl Camino

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By Scratchie on Mon, 09/23/2024 - 9:53am.

More like the TV version of "Logan's Run."

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By BostonDog on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 1:04pm.

Parking tickets should be proportional to the cost of the vehicle.

Since that's how excise tax works, why not other traffic infractions?

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By SamWack on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 1:35pm.

I would suggest that there be a surtax based on the ugliness of the vehicle, but it could get ugly.

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By Anon on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 1:33pm.

The city will reply to this in 2 weeks saying “area clear.”

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By Waquiot on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 10:36pm.

311 is for chronic problems, while 911 is for immediate problems. A single illegally parked car should probably merit a 911 call. That cars are always parked in this illegal space is worthy of a 311 ticket to that BTD can see the need to send out people to ticket.

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By epeemike81 on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 9:36am.

Unless it's illegally parked in a way the presents an active danger to people (not sure what that would be, but worth the caveat).

That is very much not what 911 is for.

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By Lecil on Mon, 09/23/2024 - 10:48am.

I once had to call the police regarding a parked car problem; as I recall I scrounged up a non-Emergency number for BPD and they instructed me to call 911.

This varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction, but in Boston parked cars are indeed a 911 appropriate call.

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By cybah on Mon, 09/23/2024 - 1:47pm.

Same in Chelsealand.

Been told repeatedly to call 911 for illegally parked cars.

And yes like you, I called non-emergency first and got scolded.

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By anon on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 2:42pm.

And this is more noteworthy than any other illegally parked vehicle in the city?

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By StillFromDorchester on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 7:40pm.

Musk is now deemed a non believer and must be shunned in every aspect of life.
Get on board ....lol

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By berkleealum on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 11:57am.

if Adam didn't routinely post 311 calls

but i get it, the persecution complex must be satisfied

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By MC Slim JB on Mon, 09/23/2024 - 3:46pm.

didn't seem like an utterly horrible human being, but that moment has passed. People who still defend him at this point are like Trumpies: there's obviously something broken in them, starting with their moral compass.

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By Reggae Ambassador on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 1:14am.

You know, the sole proprietor and editor of the site you're commenting on.

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By anon on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 2:44pm.

this 1980s-era computer graphic illegally parked

Ah, so your bias applies to illegal parking as well, eh Adam.

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By adamg on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 3:32pm.

I can't stand CGA graphics; it's at least EGA for me or forget it.

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By Don't Panic on Mon, 09/23/2024 - 1:11am.

I still thinks it looks like something a Cub Scout would have made for the Pinewood Derby; Provided the Cub Scout had no wood whittling skills.

https://www.scoutshop.org/official-pinewood-derby-car-kit-17006.html

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By brianjdamico on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 4:15pm.

Automobiles

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By cybertruck on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 7:36pm.

It is almost like it is Adam's right to express himself on his own website. you can go to other websites if you do not agree with Adam's views.

Also, cybertruck looks like complete ass. im expressing myself. do not attack me.

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By anon on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 8:27pm.

Subaru.

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By SwirlyGrrl on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 9:40am.

Please name something this cybertruck can do that a Subaru can't for 1/2 to 1/3 the cost? (aside from the electric vs. ICE ... but then again Subaru has one of those available now).

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By Deezak on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 9:42am.

F-150 with NH plates, truck nuts, fake bullet hole stickers and stickers that say “My kid beat up your honor roll student” and “Keep honking, I’m reloading!”

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By lbb on Mon, 09/23/2024 - 10:57am.

I bet you thought that was really gonna sting.

(but then, I bet you think a lot of other really stupid and blatantly incorrect things)

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By BostonDog on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 9:13pm.

If some hobbyist made a car like that I'd think it was pretty cool, TBH.

But it's not a neat prototype but rather an expensive toy from a horrible company led by a horrible person. That's what I see when one speeds by or parks illegally.

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By berkleealum on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 11:59am.

can we quit with the "ah, yes" opening? it's incredibly hackneyed at this point

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By Kaz on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 8:53pm.

Um, sure.

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By anon on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 9:29pm.

Atari. DOS. Wordperfect. Ugliest damn thing. I would pay hard to see a military tank fuck it up at the fights in Vegas.

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By adamg on Sat, 09/21/2024 - 10:39pm.

WordPerfect for Windows, now bundled with Quattro Pro.

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By Angry Dan on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 9:06am.
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By MassMouse on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 4:09pm.

That monstrosity deserves two tickets

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By Frelmont on Sun, 09/22/2024 - 7:32pm.

Ein Tesla ist ein Tesla ist ein Tesla

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